Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!
Mrs. Lovejoy: Hmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.
Bart: Well, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill
a warehouse.
[gasps from the adults]
Rev. Lovejoy: Young man, explain yourself!
Bart: Sorry. I have a kind of a short fuse...which some find
charming! Speaking of charming, watching Fox last night,
I heard a rather amusing story. This character named
Martin was feeling rather...randy, and he was heard to
remark --
[scene cut to Bart being kicked out]
Rev. Lovejoy: Don't you _ever_ come near my daughter again! Never have
I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
Bart: But -- but -- but --
Mrs. Lovejoy: [plugging her ears] Make him stop, make him stop!
-- The dinner date goes awry, "Bart's Girlfriend"
