Lovejoy: Now, for our offertory reading, Lisa Simpson -- who we'll all
be keeping an eye on.
Lisa: I know most of you have already judged my brother guilty
without any proof, but doesn't the Bible teach us, "Judge not,
lest ye be judged," Reverend?
Lovejoy: [sullen] I think it may be somewhere towards the back.
-- Bible knowledge just like a minister should have,
"Bart's Girlfriend"