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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
  Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....
• Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
  Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ....
• Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
  Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
  Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Lovejoy: Hmmm. I'm a shepherd without a flock.
  [looks heavenward] What have I done to lose them?...
• Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
  After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....