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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
  ..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
  Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares....
• Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
  I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...