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• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....
• Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
  Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
  Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...