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• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Lisa: I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.
  Bart: I'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost-and-found....
• Bart: ...so then I says to Mabel, I says... [Homer walks in] Home
  Hi, kids! Bart: I'll finish this later. Hi, Dad....
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....
• Bart: Where's Homer? Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come home in a taxi.
  [to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...