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• Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
  Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
  .. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...