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• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Bart: Mom, guess what? Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
  Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary....
• Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
  Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
  Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
  They have a place called "Parents' Island"....
• Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
  Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...