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• I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
  And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
  I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...
• Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon -- Nixo
  But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook....
• Marge: Homer! Are you all right? Homer: [meekly] No.
  Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night....
• Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
  He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
• Hutz: First some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour.
  Flanders: Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me....
• NOTHING is unbreakable... just ask any kid!
• And you may ask yourself "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?
  And you may say to yourself "MY GOD! ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?" -- The Talking Head...