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Hutz: First Some Ground Rules. Number One, We Get Bathroom Breaks Every Half-hour.
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Hutz: First some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks
every half-hour.
Flanders: Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me.
Hutz: Agreed. [realizing] No, wait --
Flanders: Silence!
-- You've been told, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
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