Look At All The Wonderful Things You Have, Sir: King Arthur's "Excalibur".

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Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's
"Excalibur". The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain. And that rare
first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
-- Smithers, "Rosebud"

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