Bart Eats A Candy Bar] Homer: Kids, Your Daddy And His Daddy Are Involved In A Very Sticky, Nutty, Chewy, Chocolatey -- Put It Away, Boy!

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[Bart eats a candy bar]
Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky,
nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation. And
your daddy has realized something very important: a father should
always make his kids feel wanted. Starting right now I promise
to spend a lot more time with you and give you the attention you
deserve.
[gets up, hugs Bart and Lisa really tight so they can hardly
breathe]
-- Homer's contract with his kids,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"

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