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Homer: [sullen] Did You Talk About Me In Therapy Today?
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Homer: [sullen] Did you talk about me in therapy today?
Marge: I don't think so.
Homer: Tell me the truth! [gasps] Don't tell her I raised my voice.
[laughs nervously] Happy family, happy family...
-- "Fear of Flying"
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