Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out
of this one.
[turns on KBBL]
Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie! Looks like we got a
little accident that's backing traffic up as far as this reporter
can see.
[camera pulls back; the helicopter is causing the jam]
-- At least he's not lying, "Homer the Great"