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• Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
  Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
  Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who is Homer?...
• Bart: I'm outta here! Lisa: Me too. [they both leave] Home
  Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...
• Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever.
  And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame....
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Gullibility is the key to all adventures. The greenhorn is the ultimate victor in everything
  it is he that gets the most out of life. -- G. K. Chesterto...
• Number One: This ritual is called...Crossing the Desert.
  [Homer gets paddled on the butt by Hibbert, Skinner, Brockman, Krusty, Moe, Quimby, and Willy in succession] Number One...