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• Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever.
  And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame....
• Number One: We might as well face the truth: as long as we're Stonecutters, he will control our lives.
  Moe: Maybe...but _maybe_ we don't want to be Stonecutters no more....
• Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutte
  may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs -- Moe...
• Carl: Let the initiation begin. Number One: All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
  If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven....
• Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
  Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr....
• Krusty: I'm going to personally spit in every 50th Krusty Burger!
  Homer: I like those odds! Episode: the one when krusty gives away food based on how well the US does in the olympics....
• Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
  .."Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience laughs] [changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched] Chespirito...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....