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• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
  Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
  [they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in the pool, laughing and playing] Milhouse!...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
  That's why you couldn't come to the party....
• Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
  So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph...
• Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it? Milhouse
  [motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape....