Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys!
[they jump in the pool, laughing and playing]
Milhouse!
Milhouse: [sneaking by] Uh...hi Bart.
Bart: Faithful Milhouse. You'll spend the long, hot days by my
side, won't you? [forces the pen into his hand]
Milhouse: [signing hurriedly] Uh, I think I lost my glasses in your
pool. I better go in and find them.
Bart: But you're wearing your glasses.
Milhouse: No I'm not. [he's signed "MilpooL", the L trailing off]
-- "Bart of Darkness"
Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after
me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I
will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but
burning hot cola --
[all the kids recite in unison]
Ralph...