Marge: Homer, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to
a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what. You certainly are
popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [reads from a book] "Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers,
stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights..." It's wonderful,
Marge! I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people
look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the
order in which I joined. [sniffs tearily]
-- A true measure of worth, "Homer the Great"
