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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You were right, Lisa: I've never felt so spiritually fulfilled.
  And with my brothers the Stonecutters behind me, this is the beginning of a better world for all of us....
• Lisa: {I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.
  } Homer: {That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks....
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring us so little happiness?
  The simple answer runs: Because we have not yet learned to make sensible use of it....
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• We must never permit the voice of humanity within us to be silenced.
  It is man's sympathy with all creatures that first makes him truly a man. -- Albert Schweitze...
• Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
  Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....