Lisa: {I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were
Stonecutters.}
Homer: {That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks. Here's
what _really_ happened at the signing of the Declaration of
Independence.
[flash to signing]}
Washington: {And a nation is born. Now let us party like 'twas 1799!
[small kegs are rolled in; two men chug]}
Everyone: {[chanting] Quaff! Quaff! Quaff! Quaff!
[a man lights a match, blows beer at it]
[it makes a flamethrower and burns another man's wig]}
Owner: {Please, sir! You're destroying my establishment.}
Man: {We just created the greatest democracy on earth, you low-
life commoner. [kicks him]}
Homer: {[in the present] You want to see how Davy Crockett _really_
died at the Alamo? You must be eighteen...}
-- Or is that NC-17?, "Homer the Great"
