Bart: Look At The Bus. I Was Right, I Tell You, I Was Right!

Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled.
.."The School Bus"? [realizing] Oh, they must mean "The Ghoooul Bus....
Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...
Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English....
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meeting
10: Sorry, but that's too useful. 9: Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!...