Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit, I can
do anything I want.
Burns: Is that so?
Homer: Ooh, lovely desk. It would be too bad if someone, oh, I don't
know...didn't use a coaster!
[picks glass off coaster, puts it on the desk]
Burns: [gasps]
Homer: [laughs] Such a nice tidy office...maybe it's time you started
living like a pig!
[empties single wad of paper from garbage pail onto floor]
Burns: [stammers incoherently]
Homer: Oh, I hope I haven't upset you...bongo-head!
[starts playing the bongos on Burns' head, grunting along]
Burns: [calm] Oh, I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with
rage...and island rhythms.
[Homer drives through the plant on an electric car]
[everyone cheers as Homer continues playing]
Carl: Yeah, way to play the boss' head like a bongo, Homer!
Lenny: [moving to the beat] He's getting a pretty good sound out of that
guy.
-- New uses for Burns' pate, "And Maggie Makes Three"
