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• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....