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  Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding perfection -- _if_ you have a failing....
• Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
  Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
• Skinner: My stars! Give me the phone. [dials 325-6753] Woma
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• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• Skinner: [ominous] Destroy that balloon. Willy: Aye.
  [cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky] [two fighter planes fly overhead] Pilot 1...
• Skinner: I'm going to punish you for this, Bart -- and it won't just be a simple caning this time.
  Because you have impeded science, you must now _aid_ science....
• Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science.
  You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention....
• Australia , Hurrah. Australia , Hurrah. We have Tin and Iron and our backbone is wheat and also sheep.
  Yes we are so lucky The Kangaroo, the native bear and the Emu, too!...
• Troy: {[on TV] Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?
  You, the redhead in the Chicago school system?...