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• Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
  It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...
• Homer: I can't get the -- [struggles] -- I can't get the door closed.
  Somebody's going to have to get out. Lisa...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....