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• Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
  It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
• Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
  Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is....
• What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet.
  Big deal. It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Krusty: OK, OK, let's figure out who should stay. The world of the future will need laughter, so I'm in.
  Moe: And they'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i....
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
• Database: Perhaps some night you could show us your comet.
  Bart: [pointing] There it is right there. Database...