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• Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
  [Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia...
• Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
• I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament.
  The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister....
• Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow both nations to save face.
  Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting. Everyone...
• No woman in my time will be Prime Minister or Foreign Secretary, not the top jobs - anyway, I wouldn't want to be Prime Minister.
• I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor.
  The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillip...