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• Homer: Hey! Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
  [makes noises and faces at him] [gets punched in the face] Ow!...
• Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?
  Well I want the didgeridoo. [plays it] Marge...
• Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
  900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
  The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
• Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30pm Monday. What time is it now?
  Lisa: It's 6:45am next Wednesday. You may also be interested to know that it's summer here, not winter....
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....