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Todd: Each Leap Brings Us Closer To God. Rod: Catch Me, Lord, Catch Me!
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Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God.
Rod: Catch me, Lord, catch me!
[They collide and fall onto the ground]
What have we done to make God angry?
Todd: _You_ did it!
-- The Flanders children jump on the trampoline,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...
Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board....
Marge: I knew it. If only I had nagged more! Lovejoy
God is angry: we've made a false idol of this Brad Goodman....
Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
Rod: At last we built the mission. Todd: Finally, the villagers have a place to pray.
Rod: [sings] Bringing in the sheaves! Todd: [sings] Bringing in the sheaves!...
Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"] Todd
[gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...