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Milhouse: Stop Jumping On Me! I'm Hurt. Homer: Kids, Kid
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Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt.
Homer: Kids, kids: once you get hurt, move aside and let other people
jump.
-- Homer lays down the trampoline rules,
"Bart's Inner Child"
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