Skinner: [over PA] Attention, Students. It's Time Once Again To Choose A Gym Class For The Coming Term So Let's All Prove How Adult We Can Be By Filing To The Gym In A Calm And Orderly Manner.

Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....
Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English....
Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama.
I'll create a diversion and you make the switch....
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...