Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do. He's looking through
the want ads to find a part-time job.
Lisa: Dad, that's a gag paper we got at the carnival.
Homer: Oh. No wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's
greatest sex machine. Oh, I'll never pay off that debt!
[on TV]
Announcer: Need money fast? Got no experience? Step up...to elegance!
Become a limo driver at Classy Joe's.
Homer: That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job. Good thing
you turned on that TV, Lisa.
Lisa: I didn't turn it on, I thought _you_ turned it on.
Homer: No. Well, anyway, turn it off.
Lisa: It _is_ off.
-- Enter "Twilight Zone" theme,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
