Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't
deserve it.
Marge: But I like to make you breakfast!
Homer: Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter
and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.
Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.
-- The powdered sugar scale of shame,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
