Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson: [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt...
[they walk away]
Lisa: {Bart, I am so proud of you. You've showed a sensitive side of
yourself that can never be erased. From this day forward, we
are kindred spirits. [kisses him, walks off]}
Bart: {Why'd she just leave me here when I clearly need medical
attention?}
-- Ah, the mysteries of life,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"