Ned: Zounds, I Did Thee Mightily Smitily! [assembled Audience Under "Springfield Renaissance Fair" Clap] "Zounds" Is A Renaissance English Word Short For "God's Wounds" But The "smitily

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Ned: Zounds, I did thee mightily smitily!
[assembled audience under "Springfield Renaissance Fair"
clap]
"Zounds" is a renaissance English word short for "God's
wounds" but the "smitily", that's pure Flanders!
Smithers: [lying on the ground] [raising his visor] Please, call a
doctor.
Bart: [whining] Oh, these renaissance fairs are so boring.
Marge: Oh, really? Did you see the loom? [camera turns to it] I
took loom in high school.
[Marge hums, quickly weaves "Hi Bart, I am weaving on a
loom"]
Bart: [pause] Meh.
-- Marge's hidden talents, "Lisa's Wedding"

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