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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
  [quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Homer: [ringing bell] Hear ye, hear ye! What's for breakfast!
  Marge: Toast. Homer: I don't understand thee, Marge....
• Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
  Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be....
• Doris: Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
  Homer: Can I have some? Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English....
• Ned: Zounds, I did thee mightily smitily! [assembled audience under "Springfield Renaissance Fair" clap] "Zounds" is a renaissance English word short for "God's wounds" but the "smitily
  hat's pure Flanders! Smithers: [lying on the ground] [raising his visor] Please, call a doctor....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
  Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...