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• Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye!
  Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all!...
• Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-- [Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Home
  Get lost! [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
  Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
  Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...