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• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
  Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going to my sisters' now....
• Skinner: My God, they're naked! Patty: Double your pleasure, Springfield.
  Selma: I'm sweating...let's ride through the car wash....
• he doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
  Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me. [walks off to answer doo...
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
  Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
• Marge: A tombstone?! Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not importa
  he important thing is, Homer's dead. Selma...
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Marge: Kids, I have some bad news. I'm afraid your great-aunt Gladys has.
  .. passed on. Bart: Gladys, Gladys... big puffy hair, about yea high, big dent in forehead?...