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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him? [throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back] Ba
  [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!...
• Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
  Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is going to jail.
  Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinne...
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...