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Lisa: I'm Sure Mom Agrees With Me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm Afraid I Agree With Your Father.
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Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha.
-- what to do about Santa's Little Helper? "Bart's Dog
Gets a F"
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Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the gourmet....
HA! I kill me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Bart: [on phone] Hi Mom! Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
Well, listen, I better get back to work. [hangs up] Heh heh, they're finally paying me for this!...
Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
Ah, Squiddy! I got nothing against ye. I just heard there was gold in yer belly.
Ha ha har, ha ha ha har! -- Captain McAllister vs....
What's all this bru-ha-ha?
Transfer aborted (again)(ha ha ha ha!!)...