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Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
-- Homer finds more good free stuff,
"Bart's Inner Child"
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Marge: I don't know if this is a good idea. Homer: Marge, it's the perfect exercise!
It'll double the value of our house, and it was free!...
Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!
-- Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper, "Bart's Inner Child...
Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
Quimby: And now to usher in this new era of feeling good is the godfather of soul, James Brown.
Brown: Ow! [singing] I feel good, huh! I knew that I would, now....
Homer: Ooh! It's that new show about the policeman who solves crimes in his spare time.
Bart: Crank it, Homer! Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGonigle....
Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside, your inner child.
Listen! What's he saying? Ned: [inside] Stay the course, big Ned....
Todd: Wow! First prize fifty dollars! Bart: Wow!
Free balloons for everyone who enters! -- A matter of perspective, "Dead Putting Society...
All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
} -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...