Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school. And I'm
too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.}
Abe: {Because of him, I lost my room, my things and my buddy's
collection of old sunbathing magazines.}
Old man: {You bastard!}
Moe: I lost my bar!
Barney: I lost his bar!
Lisa: He robbed the school of music!
Skinner: He robbed the school of financial security!
Tito: He robbed the school of Tito!
Homer: He can't remember my name!
Marge: He's causing us all to yell! [Maggie sucks violently]
Bart: Look what he did to my best friend!
[camera pans to Milhouse eating cheezies]
No, my dog!
[SLH rolls in on his cart]
Burns: [chuckling] Oh, those wheels are squeaking a bit. Perhaps I
can sell him a little oil?
-- Uncalled-for jokes, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now my dear, if you
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak....
