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• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
  [holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
  If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you....
• Smithers: Oh...could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?
  No, no, not me. I know in my heart I -- [reaches into trenchcoat inside pocket] [gasps] A gun!...