Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as bloodthirsty
as Waylon Smithers?
Marge: I guess it's never the most likely suspect.
Lisa: Actually, Mom, in 95% of cases, it is. The rest of the time,
it's usually some deranged lunatic who did it for no reason.
[everyone looks at Homer]
Homer: Hey! I had a damn good reason. He could never remember my name.
[flashback to part one]
Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer: [loses it, rushes Burns] Homer Simpson!
Burns: You're just babbling incoherently.
Homer: My name is Homer Simpson...
[back to the present]
Lisa: Well I don't think anyone in this family is capable of attempted
murder.
Abe: Eh...you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I
could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself
wrong.
Lisa: Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an
inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an
inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.
Marge: Mmmmm...I think you're a little young to be investigating an
attempted murder. Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who
put that mud in the freezer?
Bart: Who wants chocolate ice cream?
Homer: Me, me, me!
-- Abe, ever optimistic, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
