Man 1: So Where Can We Shoot This Picture? Assista

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Man 1: So where can we shoot this picture?
Assistant: [holding a map of the US] We need a city that has a nuclear
reactor, and a gorge, and can guarantee us the full
cooperation of city officials.
Woman: I'll check "Variety".
[flips past "Film New York", "Film Texas", and "Film Utah"
ads]
Assistant: Wow! Look at that ad!
[a small box with "Flim Springfield" in it]
All right, this place _must_ be hot. They don't need a big
ad, or even correct spelling.
Man 1: I agree with that logic.
Assistant: [into intercom] Get me two plane tickets to the state that
Springfield is in.
-- The best-kept secret, "Radioactive Man"

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