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• Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
  I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....
• Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
  Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assista...
• Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
  Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. -- Dumb and dumber, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Assistant: All right, we have $30 million to spend.
  Quimby: We'll blow up our dams, destroy forests, anything!...
• Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything?
  I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!...
• Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
  one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats fly out] -- two, Mrs....
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?} Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
  What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with my nephews....
• Quimby: Our city will _not_ negotiate with terrorists!
  Is there a city nearby that will? Hapablap...