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• Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
  Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
• Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air tonight.
  You are all going to start _living_, really _living_....
• Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
  Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
  Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy. [Audience howls with laughter] Brad...
• Marge: I knew it. If only I had nagged more! Lovejoy
  God is angry: we've made a false idol of this Brad Goodman....
• Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside, your inner child.
  Listen! What's he saying? Ned: [inside] Stay the course, big Ned....