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• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
  Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
  As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
• Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
  Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...
• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...