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• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
  } Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy....
• Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?
  Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well yes, actually, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
• Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of irresponsibility take you?
  Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at the state college....
• Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor? Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
  Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some -- [a shot rings out] aah!...
• Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
  Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
  Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...