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• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
  Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna...
• Edna: Good news, people! [the other teachers cheer] I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike
  he piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers look at one another, confused] [a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug] Ba...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, what are you two doing home so early?
  Bart: Great news, Mom! Lisa: Horrible news, Mom!...
• Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
  I've got to get the real teachers back....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
  I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh!...
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....